小品傻子上学台词范本
导语:台词是戏剧表演中角色所说的话语。是剧作者用以展示剧情,刻画人物,体现主题的主要手段。也是剧本构成的基本成分。以下是小编整理小品傻子上学台词的资料,欢迎阅读参考。
电话响!
学生甲:上课了,上课了。
学生乙:诶,上课了,上课了,快点快点上课了。
学生甲:班长好。
学生乙:你好,诶,听说咱们班又来了一个新班主任,还是个女的。
学生甲:管它是男还是女的,来了照样把她撵走。
学生乙:嗯。
学生丙:诶,你们俩好。
学生甲学生乙:早上好!
学生丙:这么早就来了,诶,有没听说咱们班又换班主任了。
学生甲学生乙:知道了知道了,早就知道了。
学生丙:诶,而且还是个女的。
学生甲学生乙:也知道了,也知道了。
学生丙:诶,要不我们呆会整整她。给她起个外号。
学生甲:诶,不错不错,这个主意不错。那起什么外号。
学生丙:诶,叫喇叭花。
学生甲:喇叭花,太俗了太俗了太俗了。
学生乙:那这样好不好?咱们帮她起个外号叫老母鸡。
学生甲:啊,老母鸡。
学生乙:嗯。
学生甲:现在禽流感特严重。还,还敢叫老母鸡。
学生丙:就是。
学生乙:那叫,诶,干脆这样好啦,叫她老处女。
学生甲学生丙:好好好~~~~~
学生甲:这个好,这个好,这个好。
学生乙:这个主意不错哦。那待会你来叫好啦?(指向学生丙)
学生丙:我不叫。
学生乙:那你来叫(指向学生甲)
学生甲:我也不叫。
学生乙:那你也不叫,她也不叫,谁叫啊?
学生丙:诶,有啦,呆会傻子来了,让他叫。
学生乙:诶,好主意,好主意。
学生甲:这个主意不错。
学生乙:傻子,上课啦,上课啦,上课啦。
傻子学生:来啦。(跳艳舞出场)~~笑什么笑啊?没见过帅哥啊??
学生甲:诶,诶,傻子。
傻子学生:嗯。
学生甲:我们班又来了一个新班主任。我们给她起了个外号叫老处女。一会她来了你叫哦。
傻子学生:我不叫。
学生甲:为什么?
傻子学生:你们老骗我,每次我一张嘴,你们把嘴都闭上了。
学生甲:不是,这次不骗你。
学生乙学生丙:对。
学生甲:我们大家伙一起叫。
学生乙学生丙:嗯。
傻子学生:这次不骗我?
学生甲学生乙学生丙:嗯,对啊,这次不骗你。一起叫。
傻子学生:好,一起叫。
老师:大家好,我就是新来的班主任。听说这个班的学生特别难得教,但是,我非常有爱心,我会将我的
爱心,来感化他们。同学们好!
学生甲学生乙学生丙傻子学生:老。
傻子学生:处女好。
老师:是哪位小同学喊老师是老处女,请往前一步。(学生甲学生乙学生丙一起退后)~~小同学,请你站
起来。
傻子学生:嗯。
老师:小同学,你站稳咯。
傻子学生:老师:地不平。
老师:小同学,你知道啥子叫老处女。
傻子学生:我爸爸说,没有被处理过的人,就叫老处女。
老师:我有信心,我有耐心。小同学,请你跟老师到办公室去一下。
傻子学生:干什么?
老师:老师请你吃巧克力。
傻子学生:真的?
老师:真的,来。
傻子学生:耶,吃巧克力去咯。
学生乙:诶,这叫老处女还吃巧克力?
学生丙:就是,早知道我们也叫哪。
学生甲:就是啊。
老师:我请你吃巧克力,德芙的,金帝的,吃啊吃,你吃饱啊。(走出来)我从来不体罚我的学生。小同
学你可以出来了。
傻子学生:来了(跳艳舞)。
学生乙:诶,你怎么啦?傻子。
学生丙:傻子,你没事吧?
傻子学生:老师打人。
学生甲学生乙学生丙:我们看看,看看。
学生甲:唉哟,伤得不轻啊?
学生乙:打得不轻啊?
老师:坐好咯,开始上课了。老师先给你们上第一课,教你们念个汉字。请所有同学跟我一起来念,看清
楚。学生乙老师i~~
学生甲学生乙学生丙:学生乙老师i
傻子学生:p老师i
老师:学生乙老师i
延伸阅读(英语版):
The phone ring!
Student a: class, class.
Student b: oh, class. Class. Hurry up.
Student a: class monitor.
Student b: hello, I heard that our class has a new head teacher, still a girl.
Student a: if it's a man or a woman, it's the same as getting her away.
Student b: well.
Student c: oh, you two are fine.
Student a student b: good morning!
Student c: it's coming so early, well, I haven't heard that our class change director again.
Student a student b: know already know, already knew.
Student c: oh, and it's a girl.
Student a student b: also know, also know.
Student c: oh, or we'll be all over her. Give her a nickname.
Student a: well, that's a good idea. What's that nickname?
Student c: oh, it's called the trumpet flower.
Student a: bell-flower, too vulgar, too vulgar.
Student b: how about that? Let's call her an old hen.
Student a: oh, the old hen.
Student b: well.
Student a: bird flu is very serious now. Still, dare call old hen.
Student c: yes.
Student b: that call, alas, simply so good, call her old maid.
Student a student c: good good ~~~~
Student a: this good, this good, this good.
Student b: that's a good idea. Would you like to call it a day? (student c)
Student c: I'm not calling.
Student b: then you will call (point to student a)
Student a: neither do I.
Student b: then you do not call, she does not call, who call?
Student c: oh, yes, there's a fool. Let him call.
Student b: oh, good idea. Good idea.
Student a: that's a good idea.
Student b: fool, class, class, class.
Student: come here. (dance a lap dance) ~~ smile what laugh? I haven't seen a handsome guy.
Student a: hey, hey, fool.
Student: um.
Student a: we have a new head teacher in our class. We called her an old maid. She came to you later.
Student: I don't.
Student a: why?
Silly student: you always cheat me, every time I open mouth, you shut up your mouth.
Student a: no, not this time.
Student b student c: yes.
Student a: we're big guys.
Student b student c: HMM.
Stupid student: don't cheat me this time?
Student a student b student c: well, yes, this time not to cheat you. Call together.
Silly student: ok, together.
Teacher: hello, everyone. I am the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are especially hard to teach, but I am very loving and I will give it to me
Love, to influence them. Hi, class!
Student a student b student c a student: old.
Student: a virgin.
Teacher: is which small classmate call teacher is old maid, please move forward a step. (student a student b student c to back together) ~~ little classmate, please stand
To get up.
Student: um.
Teacher: small classmate, you stand firm.
Fool student: teacher: the ground is uneven.
Teacher: little classmate, you know what call old maid.
Silly student: my father says that the man who has not been treated is called an old maid.
Teacher: I have confidence. I have patience. Please go to the office with your teacher.
Stupid student: what for?
Teacher: please eat chocolate.
Idiot student: really?
Teacher: really, come on.
Student: yeah, eat chocolate.
Student b: oh, is this an old maid still eating chocolate?
Student c: yes, I know we are.
Student a: yeah.
Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, dove's, king's. Eat and eat. You're full. I never spanked my students. Small with
You can come out.
Silly student: come on.
Student b: oh, what's wrong with you? A fool.
Student c: fool, are you ok?
Fool's student: teacher dozen people.
Student a student b student c: let's see, look.
Student a: alas, are you hurt?
Student b: it's not too light.
Teacher: sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you first lesson and teach you the Chinese characters. Please come with me to read it
Chu. Student b teacher I ~~
Student b student b: student b teacher I
Student: p teacher I
Teacher: student b teacher I